100 Things I Would Totally Do

Part - 1 of 4

The following is a list of things that I would Totally Do!


Key:
# - I'd do it for a job
$ - I'd do it for money
* - I'd do it for free
@ - I'd do it cause I can


# Design T-shirts.
# Kit-Kat taster.
$ Make paper air planes.
* Climb trees and read books.
@ Construct the largest blanket fort.
# Collect a band of misfit kids and start a baseball team.
@ Create an urban legend.
# Write nasty hate letters for people to send out so they don't have to.
* Get punched in the face by Bruce Willis.
@ Sing songs for deaf people.
#@ Point out sarcasm for people who can't themselves.
$ Give hugs.
* Eat Firehouse Subs.
* Go back in time and prevent the tv show "Firefly" from being canceled.
$ Kiss Jude Law.
$ Drink a gallon of milk in less than an hour.
# Watch crummy commercials, tv shows, and movies just to criticize them.
@# Give people nick names.
* Slap Keanu Reeves in the face.
* Start a large food fight.
* Watch "Friends" for a week straight.
# Make postcards of random pictures from around the country.
* Go back in time and prevent Drew Barrymore from ever acting. Except for "E.T.."
$ Talk like Nacho Libre all day.
* Talk like Arnold Schwarzenegger all day.

Aint Got No Shame!

I love the look I get when I answer the door to my apartment room, in my underwear with no shame. I know I should have shame, but I don't. It's almost a look like "Oh sorry I didn't know you were... busy." Of course I'm not busy! Its 6:30 in the evening and I'm in my room watching Disney's Tron Legacy. Of course you can knock on the door and ask to borrow tennis rackets that I don't even own. Oh borrow the TV you say? For a Black Ops party in the front room? What's my last name again?

Don't get me wrong I'm not a negative guy or anything, or even some one to get annoyed quick. But I will get back at you by what ever kooky thought my mind congers up. Like... Answering the door in ma Hanes! America is too great of a country to not take advantage of this fantastic right. There isn't a better feeling than the one you get in your underwear with no shame. It's so liberating and free that you'll never want it to end! But it will have to soon after the cops arrive...