Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Waving Justin Bieber Fans

I was driving down state street bouncin to Sheryal Crowe on the radio when my eyes became distracted by something odd. I've seen this before but I guess I never really gave it a good long look at how odd it really was. A simple trip to the Provo Towne Center became a journey within my mind to answer the vast question "Who invented the Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Man and was he or she a flat crazy person or a certified genius?"
Y'all go ahead, laugh. Chuckle at the ridiculousness of that question. Snicker at the fact that I don't post more intuitive thoughts. But before you start thinkin "Oh here goes Ryan again. Makin his jokes tryin get us laughin up a storm," just give me the benifit of the doubt and hear me out.
What in the name of heaven can be exciting about income taxes? H&R Block has nothin goin for it in the fun department what so ever. So yeah, of corse I'm gonna drive by right past it with out a second glance. But plant a thin vinyl tube man with arms, wavy hair and a painted on face in front of the building and you got yourself a second look instead of a drive by. But polish it off with a generated fan at it's feet so it can blow air up through it making it look as though it were a spoiled preteen flaying about at a Justin Bieber concert and now I might pull over to get me some income tax done!
So, tell me America, who's the crazy one?...

Aint Got No Shame!

I love the look I get when I answer the door to my apartment room, in my underwear with no shame. I know I should have shame, but I don't. It's almost a look like "Oh sorry I didn't know you were... busy." Of course I'm not busy! Its 6:30 in the evening and I'm in my room watching Disney's Tron Legacy. Of course you can knock on the door and ask to borrow tennis rackets that I don't even own. Oh borrow the TV you say? For a Black Ops party in the front room? What's my last name again?

Don't get me wrong I'm not a negative guy or anything, or even some one to get annoyed quick. But I will get back at you by what ever kooky thought my mind congers up. Like... Answering the door in ma Hanes! America is too great of a country to not take advantage of this fantastic right. There isn't a better feeling than the one you get in your underwear with no shame. It's so liberating and free that you'll never want it to end! But it will have to soon after the cops arrive...